| sweet boy guy |
Posted - 08/10/2008 : 10:33:55 Sunday is a day I like I like for many reasons Perhaps I like it very much because of all the Craisins I love Craisins I love Craisins For for many reasons They are good all year long like many of the Seasons Speaking of seasons seasons seasons i love seasonings like paprika like lemon pepper i love Denzel too he is so dapper! While on the subject of dapper fellas Let me introduce you to my trumpet umbrella!
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Back to basics I like to raise kids If by raise kids you mean "not raise kids" Not that I have any reason to hate 'em it's just that sometimes I tend to berate 'em but only when they deserve it ice cream - serve it
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Hey everyone check out this abrasion I got it on my knee, now check out this equation one times one time one times nine equals nine pickles in a briny ass brine check it If everyone in the world owned a shovel There'd be much much much less trouble allow to explain it's easy to explain it's fun to explain you know my name Shovels make it easier to dig a hole in the ground if we had more holes, more treasure to be found! kick it
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The other day I went to the zoo In the skunk cage I found a Gnu Now I know what you're saying How does that work? Let's just say The zookeepers a jerk
<<Take sample of Ella Fitzgerald scatting and get DJ Q-Bert to Scratch it up real good. If he is not available, contact DJ Lion>>
The moral of this story And there's a moral to this story Is that sometimes things can get a little blurry when that happens and it's definitely going to happen Put on your x-ray glasses and eat your molasses Don't eat mine because I shit in mine I also shit in mine like a fucking gold mine Know why I did it? Cuz there wasn't gold for shit I was pissed don't blame me Now I got fucking rabies
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